that got your attention, right?
Tonight, I’m going to talk about my boobs. specifically about how shocked I am to know how big they are.
I’ve never been lacking in the breast-y area. I was a low C cup a year ago. I know some of that came from being overweight, as I had previously been filling out a B cup quite nicely.
Bu then I got pregnant. and it seemed overnight the girls grew. and grew. and grew. I went to get fitted for new bras early this year, and low and behold, Ds!
As I got more pregnant, I went and bought a bunch of crappy nursing bras from target. I still wear those, but I recently started thinking I needed to get myself some nice bras to inspire me to feel good about myself in some minute way.
I had a sneaking suspicion that waltzing into Victoria’s Secret wouldn’t cut it this time, so I did a at-home measurement to estimate. Basically you measure around, which is your number, and then at the fullest part of your breast. Subtract the higher from the lower, and get a number. One inch equals one cup. So if you have a 36 inch band and a 39 inch breast, you’re a 36C. GEt it?
Ladies (I assume only ladies read this, right?). I want to Vom. G.
Seriously? I didn’t think they made them that big. I’m kind of horrified. Will they get smaller once I stop breastfeeding? Please tell me yes!!!!